•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
celine looked at her like “ok bitch”
Joining tumblr is like selling your soul to the devil, and in return you get shitty humour and unhealthy obsessions
whAT DO YOU MEAN?
2 points for the SUPERNATURAL fandom:
1 for being in attendance; and
1 more for A+ GIF usage
Chekov was a borderline serial killer
Kirk was a prince
Spock was a serial killer
Uhura was a Navi
Scotty fought zombies
Sulu was arrested
and Bones was a rider of rohan
Spock has been a serial killer like at least three times.
Spock’s always a serial killer.